Guess who.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
My dad and I are serial killers.
Location :
My House.
Time :
11th February 2009, 10.00pm - 11.00pm
12th February 2009, 1.20pm - 2.00pm
Location :
My House.
Time :
11th February 2009, 10.00pm - 11.00pm
12th February 2009, 1.20pm - 2.00pm
Our main murder weapon : 
- Newspaper
Other murder weapons :
- Vacuum Cleaner
- Fly swatter
Few of the Victims :
Total number of victims : 40++
Total number of hostages released : Around 20+
Detailed version :
I reached home from school yesterday at 2.20pm.
Went upstairs to bedroom.
Heard buzzing sounds.
Omfg saw 3-4 flies that intruded my bedroom.
Didnt bother much about them because i had to rush to tuition that starts at 2.30pm.
Opened the window, hoping that they would go out.
However, they failed me.
Came back from tuition, went upstairs.
Saw more flies. wtf
Left window opened, once again hoping that they would go out.
Went to another tuition.
Came home from tuition, went upstairs.
WTF! saw at least 15-20 flies.
My room was connected to the Changing room and my parent's bedroom so the flies intruded these rooms too.
And the killing began.
Btw, toilet upstairs also got lor.
Next day, closed all the doors except for the guest room's.
Came home from school.
WTF LAR.
At least 20+ flies in the guest room.
Opened window and release some of them.
Some of the flies very stubborn lor, so we executed them.
10+ found in toilet downstairs, at the window of the toilet, waiting for the window to open.
Opened window, released them.
Executed some stubborn ones again.
Went to living room.
Heard buzzing sounds.
"Oh shyt."
Continued killing.
18 flies. All dead.
Why so many flies? You might be asking.
Well, I have no idea.
But there's something that might be related to the question.
Recently my neighbour next door moved out. (1 month ago?)
Even though we're neighbours for 1 year ( i think) , my family still dont know what they do for a living.
But, the house is filled with a lot of women.
Mostly indonesians or malays i think?
Then there's like 2 or 3 very samseng samseng type of men that live there too.
Almost every time we see their car, it's like full of women.
Going out from the house during the night.
Back during the morning. =o
Since the house is like empty right now, and there's so many flies..
You do the rest of the thinking.
Case closed. Next question.
Are there any flies in your house currently?
Yes. Living room. I think got 10+ lor. Stupid flies flew in again from somewhere. Gotta find where.
Going to kill the flies in the living room?
Yea, later because i'm lazy right now.
Btw, i found this thing crawling in the changing room last night.
Wtf, my house is turning intoan insect paradise. This morning got toad some more.
Wtf, choi choi choi, touch wood.
This wont happen, this will surely not happen.
- NewspaperOther murder weapons :
- Vacuum Cleaner
- Fly swatter
Few of the Victims :
Total number of victims : 40++
Total number of hostages released : Around 20+
Detailed version :
I reached home from school yesterday at 2.20pm.
Went upstairs to bedroom.
Heard buzzing sounds.
Omfg saw 3-4 flies that intruded my bedroom.
Didnt bother much about them because i had to rush to tuition that starts at 2.30pm.
Opened the window, hoping that they would go out.
However, they failed me.
Came back from tuition, went upstairs.
Saw more flies. wtf
Left window opened, once again hoping that they would go out.
Went to another tuition.
Came home from tuition, went upstairs.
WTF! saw at least 15-20 flies.
My room was connected to the Changing room and my parent's bedroom so the flies intruded these rooms too.
And the killing began.
Btw, toilet upstairs also got lor.
Next day, closed all the doors except for the guest room's.
Came home from school.
WTF LAR.
At least 20+ flies in the guest room.
Opened window and release some of them.
Some of the flies very stubborn lor, so we executed them.
10+ found in toilet downstairs, at the window of the toilet, waiting for the window to open.
Opened window, released them.
Executed some stubborn ones again.
Went to living room.
Heard buzzing sounds.
"Oh shyt."
Continued killing.
18 flies. All dead.
Why so many flies? You might be asking.
Well, I have no idea.
But there's something that might be related to the question.
Recently my neighbour next door moved out. (1 month ago?)
Even though we're neighbours for 1 year ( i think) , my family still dont know what they do for a living.
But, the house is filled with a lot of women.
Mostly indonesians or malays i think?
Then there's like 2 or 3 very samseng samseng type of men that live there too.
Almost every time we see their car, it's like full of women.
Going out from the house during the night.
Back during the morning. =o
Since the house is like empty right now, and there's so many flies..
You do the rest of the thinking.
Case closed. Next question.
Are there any flies in your house currently?
Yes. Living room. I think got 10+ lor. Stupid flies flew in again from somewhere. Gotta find where.
Going to kill the flies in the living room?
Yea, later because i'm lazy right now.
Btw, i found this thing crawling in the changing room last night.
Wtf, my house is turning into
Wtf, choi choi choi, touch wood.
This wont happen, this will surely not happen.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
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